Friday, October 29, 2004

I came, I saw, I got my Mom and autograph.

I met the Survivors. Then I asked myself why I bothered making the trip.

Jenna is gorgeous. She was wearing a straw cowboy hat. Very funky. Perfect skin. Doesn't seem too bright, but who needs brains when you're hot enough to pose for Pla&yboy?

Ethan is way shorter than he looks on TV. Way shorter. Very friendly. His hair is a great, big mop. If I saw him on the street, I'd probably say, "That guy would be cute if he got a haircut..."

I didn't bother with a picture because I didn't want to seem like a complete dork. I felt stupid enough asking them for an autograph for my mother. They are just gameshow contestants, after all.

My days as a celebrity whore are officially done after an uneventful one-day stint.